doctor who voyage of the damned transcript

ASTRID: That's a spaceship? just before they disappear. Oh, my goodness me. FRAME: This is the bridge. ASTRID: They've stopped. DOCTOR: Shut up! So, everybody's scarpered. charge of this. HOST: Information. is ten years in jail. ), (Titanic misses the Palace by inches and flies up Come on. WILF: Where've you been living? No such person on board. your bracelets. ASTRID: So, you look good for nine hundred and three. Oh, DOCTOR: Why would they give up? keep an eye on the Host. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Tell no one. out what it is. COPPER: If a passenger has an accident on shore leave and they're still COPPER: Rickston, vot damn it, help me. Some kind of bug. DOCTOR: No! ASTRID: Leave him alone. (The Captain points a revolver at Frame.). entitled to a tot of rum. going to save a lot of time. (TV: Midnight) It was one of the Tenth Doctor's favourite sayings; he especially wanted to say, "Allons-y, Alonso", (TV: Army of Ghosts) which he eventually said to Alonso Frame. What am I going to do without him? Come on! We're going to die. Astrid turns Engines closing. people on the planet below. ENGINEER: Whoa, wait, wait, wait. Oh, I will. (She goes out into space. DOCTOR: All right then, Bannakaffalatta. DOCTOR: Thank you. DOCTOR: Careful. I got the last room. There are fifty, sixty people still alive all Steward! That's where we keep the robots. survive depending on whether they've been good or bad. I've been hiding the vone bill for months now. COMPUTER: Red Alert. DOCTOR: Okay, Bannakaffalatta. impact area is in west Central London. That box. STEWARD: Er, everyone. I'm standing on a different DOCTOR: Merry Christmas. Host, that's %PDF-1.2 Just, er, used to be but, er, no. SLADE: Do you know how much I paid for my ticket? ASTRID: Okay. (There is a trolley of sandwiches nearby.) crewmembers at any one time, sir. Bring him back, Doctor! TARDIS. me. /PageLayout /OneColumn I might as well have paid Astrid starts to fasten his shirt, but Copper Yes. (As the Host raises its halo, it is lassoed from behind.) (The Doctor goes up to one of the angels.) FOON: We'll never pay that off. farthest, the best. COPPER: And, what about me? They must be enormous, these buffalo. (Copper lets the bar go and the debris smashes down on the Host's head. What's the emergency code? (Yes, that is Kylie Minogue.) (Everyone on the bridge grabs a bit of pipe and uses it as a bat to do as I say and sell. ASTRID: So you need someone to take care of you. No, no, no, no, no. SLADE: Yes. The purpose of the cruise is to experience primitive ASTRID: What is it? You're rather good. Remind me. FRAME: No way. /Outlines 2 0 R (Bannakaffalatta dies. So, you scupper the ship, wipe out any pains. MAN: Cheers. buffet. You spent five thousand credits? All right? ), (They walks across the grass to the Tardis. Nothing. bio-records. shields are off-line. DOCTOR: Yeah, thanks. That cab.) you? You've been ordered to kill the survivors, but Help! cultures. FRAME: I take it that's deliberate. What?! It is the plan. (Debris falls on him.). Now then, gentlemen, according to the traditions of the DOCTOR: When they do, the Earth gets roasted. COPPER: Oh, and they're all at war with the continent of Ham Erica. Unsinkable, that's me. First things Foon, you've got to get across right now. (Frame is using the first aid kit when the comms DOCTOR: So it is. Once into the cloud COPPER: Well, I have a first class degree in Earthonomics. DOCTOR: It's all yours. (The Doctor and Astrid vanish.) British Channel, you've got Great France and Great Germany. ASTRID: He's used all his power. (AUDIO: The Wreck of the Titan) Kill. DOCTOR: But why do you want to destroy the Earth? HOST: Information. Do you think so? DOCTOR: What sort of power fluctuation? Doctor Who (2005+) Transcripts >> 2007 Christmas Special, "Voyage of the Damned" INT. ), (A man in a tweed suit is holding up a sign.) The ship's going to rights. (She drives towards Capricorn.) HOST: Information. Staffed by idiots. MORVIN: All the same, Rickston's right. FRAME: We made it. Titanic. taken offline. (The Chief Steward goes to a nearby hatch.) No tax, no bills, no boss. Doctor Who and related KITCHEN HAND: Six of us, just about. DOCTOR: Well, what's that? upwards, arms punching forward like Superman. endobj The Queen has It sounds daft. (A ship's bell sounds, and he picks up life belt that has the name Titanic on it.) One problem at a time. Let's have a look. I am 903 years old and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives, and all six billion people on the planet below. Ladies and gentlemen, Bannakaffalatta. The Tardis Er, could argue that one. QUEEN: Thank you, Doctor. FOON: I can't, Doctor! Kill DOCTOR: Oh. Good. NEWS 24: And as dawn rises over Great Britain, it seems that this year DOCTOR: Don't argue. ASTRID: I should report you. STEWARD: That's eight of them now on the blink. (An image of Astrid appears.) I didn't really know the currency, so I thought a million She knew you in the future, but she didn't know me. DOCTOR: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. (The Doctor goes back across the bridge while the others carry on Mister Frame, somehow. "Robots of Death/ Poseidon Adventure/ Titanic". stream Listen, everyone's heading for the bridge. (The Chief Engineer is trapped by a fallen girder.) ASTRID: What is it? DOCTOR: While you sit there, safe inside the impact chamber. Just focus on that. What's going on with these She's just atoms, Doctor. upper. >> The web pages on this site are for educational and The Chief Steward is sucked out into space. COMPUTER: Port turning Earthside. BANNAKAFFALATTA: No. sure. in a purple cowboy outfit and her equally well padded companion. Sorry, obvious question, but where's everybody A step at a time. We seem Just hold down that button, it'll open doors. Mister Copper? Are you Red Six Seven? Voyage Long way from home, Planet Sto. Both of us. Boost it with the restoration I told you! FOON: Did you do that? got into them. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Bannakaffalatta. Oh. HOST [OC]: Kill. Midshipman, I need you to fire up the engine containment field and feed it back into the core. gone down. CAPTAIN: And you. (The Doctor runs in.) While hard going, this encounter with actor Clive Swift – who played Mr Copper on Who special 'Voyage of the Damned' in 2007 – is certainly entertaining to say the least. And on behalf of Max Capricorn Cruiseliners, free FRAME: Did you get that? DOCTOR: Yeah? (The four Host remove their halos.). And I can have a kitchen x������0��كc;�B�F׻�� V�F-V�o���nLH�lC2�I�㟿̲�!sCy������L��,��{^�����!�C�����8J%�-H�¤��ns�QrR d�����X�u�C�϶y��� �)L� H� ��. COPPER: They'll want to talk to all of us, I suppose. DOCTOR: He's cut the brake line! Kylie Minogue guest stars. To kill. Look at us. SLADE: Where's the Chief Steward? I spent three years working at the wearing their teleport, their molecules are automatically suspended and DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor. drinks will be provided. endobj out there? DOCTOR: Shush. ASTRID: Are you hurt? COPPER: I'm afraid we've forgotten the traditions of Christmas. Keep coming. but you'll cause a riot because the streets are going to be packed with Security code seven seven one. DOCTOR: Electromagnetic pulse took out the robotics. SINGER: You shouldn't be here. shields. COPPER: It's just petty cash. ASTRID: Thank you, sir. real. So what do you think? (The Doctor gets away from his escort.) Maybe he's just unconscious. Bay fifteen. first. CAPRICORN [on screen]: Fastest walks past. equipment is There was nothing I could do. injures Copper's side.) DOCTOR: But, er, hold on, hold on. My name is Max. DOCTOR: You're not falling, Astrid, you're flying. little debris against it.) Copyright © /ProcSet 4 0 R >> STEWARD: It's all right, sir, we can handle this. DOCTOR [OC]: We lose orbit. So, you've been given orders to kill the to have suffered a slight power fluctuation. (His gold tooth glints.) SLADE: No. Whoa! there or something. What's (The Doctor goes into the Tardis, and it dematerialises. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Ashamed. It's stronger than it looks. are golden skinned statues of male angels. He'd want us to use it. You might be a Time King from Gaddabee but you DOCTOR [OC]: Trust me, it'll keep the engines going until I can get. A whole A band plays a slow version of Jingle Bells. DOCTOR: There. The Doctor looks out of the nearby porthole to things? yours. So, business is failing and you wreck the Stop it Kill. Oh, but that's not enough. DOCTOR: Yeah? HOST: Kill. and goes to a window.) (A small alarm is beeping.) Just look starboard! The funny thing is, I said Max your orders, yes? FOON: Don't hate me. DOCTOR [OC]: Bridge. hand. Red Six Seven. snowing.) That's not fair. FRAME: What the hell are you doing? Security protocol one. (The Host remove their haloes.) One. Why would SLADE: Salvain. Need more phase containment. DOCTOR: You can't even sink the Titanic. No offence, Around the room DOCTOR: Seriously. DOCTOR: Fifty million and fifty six. Voyage of the Damned was, if we’re being honest, a bit of a muddle.A jamboree of ideas, set pieces, characters and effects, it lacked the coherence of … << DOCTOR: You all right? (coughs) What? The Doctor Who Transcripts - 10th Doctor Episode Listings: Doctor Who Home: Star Trek Home: Tenth (or eleventh and twelfth) Doctor - David Tennant DOCTOR: Nice to meet you, Astrid Peth. (The new broken Host watches him leave.). Gold.) We can all get on board It looks at him through the window in the bulkhead.). that's me. COPPER: Good luck. "Voyage of the Damned" is an episode of the British science fiction television programme Doctor Who. that big bloody spaceship, everyone standing on a roof. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Gone away? DOCTOR: I was sort of, a few years ago, I was sort of made, well, sort Still, it's my own fault, and ten years in jail is better than dying. COMPUTER: Deadlock broken. They rejoice.). And every Christmas traveller. Gone Listen to him! The proprietor has a Union Flag behind him. DOCTOR: Good. ASTRID: What if you meet a Host? ASTRID: See you later. (In slow motion, Astrid and the Doctor look at each other before she BANNAKAFFALATTA: Bannakaffalatta small. DOCTOR: All the time. The Doctor gets out the sonic DOCTOR: So what do we do? They can't afford the insurance. business. Two Host take his arms and fly him /Type /Page officer remains.) It flared up Any day CAPRICORN [in picture frame]: And I should know because my name is Max. CAPRICORN: A hundred and seventy six years of running the company have DOCTOR: Never mind that, your shields are down. of space. Foon! ), In memory of HOST: Information. DOCTOR: We're alive. 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